October 11, 2014

Lola's Introduction

Umm... My name is Lola. My mommy said i could use this thing to talk to all of the other dogs and people out there in this land she calls...Intronets. I am not so sure she knows what she is talking about but as long as she pets me lots she can do whatever she wants. Oh, here is a beautiful picture of me...



My mommy dopted me last year. She said i was so beautiful that she had to take me home. I was a little nervous at first but then i realized she was nice and gave me lots of pets so i figured she would be ok. She had this other big dog at her house, and he was nice to me too. I like nice. Mommy gave me foods and loves all the time. One time, she left me in a cage and i had to know where she went. I broke out with my special secret ways and saw she left the door closed. Silly mommy. So since i am not tall enough to open doors, i started to work my way through the bottom. Dexter (he is a new friend too) was on the other side and he was cheering me on! He knew i had to find mommy soon. She was probably in trouble and i had to help. I was almost through the door when mommy came back! She was safe and had come to let me know. She laughed at the door. She said she didn't know how someone so small could make such a big hole. I wasn't sure why it was so funny but i was just glad to have her back so she could give me more pets. Pets are my favorite! Pets and loves and food. Mommy gives me delicious foods. She gives the big dog, Lucky, more than she gives me. She must have mixed up our bowls...

Mommy helped me show you this picture of me and my bestest friend Dexter. He lives with Gram. 


We both love to play with the ball. Dexter usually wins but when I win, i take it and hold it on the couch for a little while. He freaks out and i think its funny. Mommy and Gram think its funny too. Sometimes Dexter takes it away from me so we can play more. Playing with Dexter and ball is so much fun. After we play so long, i need to snuggle with mommy and let her give me more pets and loves. 

My other favorite friend is Sassy. She is a cat. She acts like she doesn't like me but everyone likes me so she must be playing a game. I try to snuggle with her like mommy snuggles me but she acts like she doesn't like it. Cats play hard to get i guess. Thats what mommy calls it.

I think its time for snuggles and loves from mommy now. She said i could talk to you later.
Bye Bye!

February 27, 2013

Teeko... Roxy...

Times have been crazy! Lots of things going on. The biggest change is Teeko. He has gone. My mom said he is living with horses now and he gets to run all the time. Running with horses doesnt sound like my kind of party but I am sure it was Teeko's party. I haven't seen him for a while and I miss his crazy face. A new girl has come into our lives though. Her name is Roxy. She lives with Jen like Teeko used to. She doesn't drag me around by my neck which is a plus but she also would rather play by herself. This is probably a plus too since I need my naps. She is cool though.


August 1, 2012

Pictures - Sassy

I thought I was done with all of this moving from place to place. At least now my human stays with me and I dont have to sit in a cage all day. We all moved to a new house where I had to stay in a big room mostly by myself. My human and the dog would come in and sleep but mostly, it was just me. Other people would come in but I would mostly ignore them. They dont know me. There is no reason to give them affections unless they really try. I cant be giving that away for free. 


So after being in this big room for a while, all of a sudden, everything is gone and I am back in a cage. What is going on? Then they take be back in the car and let me out in a new place. This place seems much better than the last. My human has my stuff out for me and it looks like this might be a little more permanent. 


My human is getting all of the pictures she has hung up on the walls and on shelves. She has an excessive amount mind you. I am pretty sure there are still 2 boxes full unpacked. I got to looking and there isnt one single picture of ME! Am I not as important as the dog? I realize he has been around longer but really? So she took all this time decorating up on this tall shelf and again, just a picture of her and the dog. I had had just about enough. I jumped on the counter....to the fridge...to the big shelf....walked over to that picture and knocked it right over. There was a really loud bang and I felt pretty proud of myself. Not only had I disposed of the picture, I had also made room for me to take a nap. Unfortunately, my human was not impressed. She yelled at me to get down. I didnt move of course because I am in control here. Well, she wasnt having it. She grabbed this devise and sprayed water at me. How rude! I ran right down the way I came and went right under the bed. Ill show her. As soon as she left I purged all of the food I had eaten right on her carpet. Next time she will just let me do what I want. Humans. 

June 11, 2012

Oh Teeko...

Oh Boy...Teeko is just asking for trouble. He came over for a sleepover and I warned him to be nice to Sassy because she is actually pretty nice. But this is Teeko we are talking about and he is so young and impulsive...Well, lets just say that he got in big trouble!

Mom had Sassy on her lap and Teeko thought he should have a little sniff...I warned him to keep his distance but he wasn't listening. He walked right over there and took a sniff and something came over him. He just felt the need to attack her. I have those urges for other dogs that come to close to my house but that's different. Sassy is part of the family now. But Teeko just didn't care. Mom wasn't happy. She put him in his "place" for a long time. Then for bed he had to sleep in his kennel. For some reason mom called it a "bat cave" but she was probably confused. Teeko wasn't too happy to be in his kennel but I told him it was his own fault. He ignored me. Someday he will learn...I hope.

This OTHER dog - Sassy

My human confuses me. She brings home this dog. We already have a dog and he is alright but this other dog...well, he has issues and is stressed all the time. Makes me uncomfortable. My human must sense this so she keeps me away from him. So this dog, they call him Teeko, calms down enough that my human brings me out so I can sit with her while she watches her television. He just stared at me the whole time. I just turned my back to him and pretended he wasn't there. Well, a few minutes later, he feels the need to come closer and take a sniff. My human was really cautious but let him sniff me. I let him as well. I guess he decided that I smelled good enough to eat because he lunged at me! He started growling and saying hurtful things. My human picked me up so fast and held him down. Then, she threw me up on my tree and made him go back to his corner. She picked me up and loved me and then locked me in the bedroom. What the hell did I do? Lock him up! She kept coming into the room to say hello. After thinking about what had happened, I felt like I had a few things to say to this Teeko myself. So every time my human tried to open the door, I tried to get out. She kept saying he would eat me but she doesn't know what I am capable of. I could take him. I never got that change though. She took him out of our house the next day and I haven't seen him since. You can bet if I ever meet this dog on the streets....He WILL be sorry.