Pictures - Sassy

I thought I was done with all of this moving from place to place. At least now my human stays with me and I dont have to sit in a cage all day. We all moved to a new house where I had to stay in a big room mostly by myself. My human and the dog would come in and sleep but mostly, it was just me. Other people would come in but I would mostly ignore them. They dont know me. There is no reason to give them affections unless they really try. I cant be giving that away for free. 


So after being in this big room for a while, all of a sudden, everything is gone and I am back in a cage. What is going on? Then they take be back in the car and let me out in a new place. This place seems much better than the last. My human has my stuff out for me and it looks like this might be a little more permanent. 


My human is getting all of the pictures she has hung up on the walls and on shelves. She has an excessive amount mind you. I am pretty sure there are still 2 boxes full unpacked. I got to looking and there isnt one single picture of ME! Am I not as important as the dog? I realize he has been around longer but really? So she took all this time decorating up on this tall shelf and again, just a picture of her and the dog. I had had just about enough. I jumped on the counter....to the fridge...to the big shelf....walked over to that picture and knocked it right over. There was a really loud bang and I felt pretty proud of myself. Not only had I disposed of the picture, I had also made room for me to take a nap. Unfortunately, my human was not impressed. She yelled at me to get down. I didnt move of course because I am in control here. Well, she wasnt having it. She grabbed this devise and sprayed water at me. How rude! I ran right down the way I came and went right under the bed. Ill show her. As soon as she left I purged all of the food I had eaten right on her carpet. Next time she will just let me do what I want. Humans.