Ill give this a try - Sassy

My name is Sassy. I run this new household with my human and her dog. This place sure beats the cage I was forced to reside in for so long. Its really thrown off my balance. Multiple times I have slipped or fallen... Its like getting used to being on land after living at sea for years. Eventually I will get the hang of it and finally be able to run through the fresh air. I have eyed my human multiple times per day when she takes out the dog and there used to be a crack I could slip through but my human must have seen me peeking through so now she closes the door all the way. But I keep trying.  Why does he keep going out anyway...I have a perfectly good litter box in the house. He can use that. 


I decided to try this "Blogging" thing because the dog wouldn't stop talking about it. He said you could put pictures on and tell your stories...I don't know why anyone wants to read about his stories but I suppose some might want to hear mine. I am entirely more interesting than his. "I played ball" "Mom took me on a ride" "I got to see Pappy today"... I mean, who cares! I don't get to go anywhere but I will tell you that I have plenty going on through out my day.... Or... at least I will as soon as I figure out how to open this door. I mean, if I can navigate this computer, I should be able to open a simple door. I don't want to leave for good. I actually like my human. She pets me and talks to me all the time. I just want some freedom while she is gone all day. It gets boring. Sometimes she even takes the dog. What are they doing? I never know what they are doing??


So I will continue to tell you my more interesting stories while the dog is off doing...whatever he does. In case you are wondering why I have used this "Bold" feature...its because everything I say is important. EVERYTHING.