April 16, 2011

Introduction (Part 2)

Sorry about that. Thought I saw something.

Anywoo.... I live a life of luxury.  I have multiple beds on the floor but choose to spend most of my time on the couch. Gram doesn't like it but she works most of the day. So I figure what she doesn't know wont hurt her, right?

I live with two felines. Tucker and Zero are the names they were given. They are...Well, they are cats. Snobby, spoiled, think they know it all, cats. They do clean my ears from time to time so I have to give them that. But they get a bigillion treats every night! I mean, I get 1. ONE! Thats it. I dont understand what makes them so special that they get to have way more than I do!!!! .....  Oops, sorry about that. Got a little carried away. I just love treats! They are my favorite!

I have a good friend named Teeko. He is my buddy when he isnt stealing my treats or ripping at my neck. I think he might have an obsession with me. He is a crazy one! I mean just look at him!
He is all "I love to run! Running is the best! Run! Run! Run!" Its like he never stops. I try to keep up, but these old bones just cant handle it. So I stick to sniffing.

Teeko and I go to the park a lot of the time. Sometimes our mom's leave us in the car while they go into building for over an hour. I have no idea what they are doing in there but when they come out they smell delicious! But they never have anything for us. Teeko gets really board and starts looking around the car for things to chew on. If he cant run, he wants to chew. I dont know why he cant just look out the window. Its just as entertaining. But he cant, so he goes up front and searches for things that I know he isnt supposed to have. Then he finds a pen or a water bottle and kills the crap out of it! He needs it to die. And once its dead, he has to kill it again. Then when our mom's come back, his mom is very angry. I dont know what they do in the buildings, but whatever it is, it must piss her off!

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